I wanna bring you to show and tell
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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