next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
Randomize
