Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
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