I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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