How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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