I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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