You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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