ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
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