There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
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