eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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