vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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