Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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