ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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