no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
Randomize