not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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