I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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