I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
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