Dual....:-)
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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