I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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