who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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