All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
Randomize