dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
kristin has been a bad kristin
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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