FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
I am mentally ready for anal.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
