ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
My pussy is not your playground.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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