What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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