I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
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i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
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It was a book called Gay Safari.
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I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
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