I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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