there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
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