okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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