i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
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