It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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