I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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