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There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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