are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
It's Friday. Sex?
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
It was like getting head from an anaconda
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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