But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
My room smells like vodka and shame
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
40s are totally the cure
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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