ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Did you just see the Batmobile???
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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