Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
He? As in you personified your dick?
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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