too bad you live with your parents still
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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