I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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