Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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