question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
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