yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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