She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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