If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Bring me that man meat
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
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