these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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