Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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