I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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