Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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