Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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