We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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