Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
Randomize
