Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Randomize
