thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Randomize
