i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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