There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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