I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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